I've always hated Timmins. They would clean our clocks back when I played hockey. You know this kind of place, big town, big names, lots of history and inevitably we would get beat up. So I've always considered Timmins like Pittsburgh is to Cleveland. Hated Timmins.
Now we all know this is Shania's place, and well she is a woman, so I thought I'd give Timmins another opportunity. I kept hearing about the "Shania Twain Center"and I thought quite logically if I had any chance to meet Shania, that's where it was likely going to happen. To my demise she wasn't there. However, I was able to locate her center using the cut-out that you see above. In fact, what I'm pointing at is what I calculated to be Shania's geographic center, her belly button. One of the nicest geographic centers around, at least from my experience. As attactive as it is, even I must admit that it pales in comparison to her South Pole which unfortunately was cut out of the picture. Amateurs.
I still hate Timmins, but I must say, I'm now more inclined to like her citizens.
Forget it Bob,
ReplyDeleteShania's out of your league and even if she was in your league, she would beat you, you know Kap vs Timmins. Find yourself one of those diner's in the middle of nowhere, you know the ones I mean...and find yourself a nice lady that just wants to get out of town and go for a ride, no big star just nice and quiet. Hell, you may even want to bring her to Sturgis. :o)
Now that hurts, Gerry.
ReplyDeleteI may go to the kap reunion next and I will definitely not stop in timmins
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